July 2011
Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the...
hornybro:
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Britney Spears.
I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.
xxcoolstorybroxx:
I feel like I look at people like this:
But I really end up looking like this:
lmao xD
A One Of A Kind Real Starbucks Proposal
fuckyeahweddingideas:
The proposal!
we-are-flowers:
so in the mood to shag an attractive older european man who will stroke my hair and smoke a cigarette while talking to me about french poets yet simultaneously making me laugh with the exuberance of a 4 year old
June 2011
“Each in the most hidden sack kept the lost jewels of memory, intense love,...”
– Pablo Neruda via mitochondria (via halus)
when people say I'm pretty:
leinylovessyou:
“how often i had witnessed it in others, and yet now it almost surprised me: the...”
– nicole krauss (via poorlywrittenhistory)
